04-29-2016, 12:41 PM
Рrophetmаster Написал:О нашей конструкции выпущена книга. По вопросам приобретения обращайтесь в ЛС.Joke of the Day:
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Hey Bill,
This is Alan next door. I'm sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face. But I am at least telling you now in a text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my apologies and forgive me. Please come up with a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
I promise that it won't happen again,
Alan
THE ACTION:
Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes next door and shoots his neighbor, Alan, dead. He returns home where he pours himself a stiff drink and sits down on the sofa. He takes out his phone and sees he has a subsequent message from his neighbor, Alan....
THE SECOND MESSAGE:
Hey Bill, It's Alan next door again. Sorry about that typo on my last text. I know you probably figured it out anyway, but that darned auto-correct changed Wi-Fi to Wife. Technology, hey?
Hope you saw the humor in that,
Alan